Dicks!

Lets spice things up here a little. ;)

eh! don't we just loveeee dicks? its the most amazing thing in the world! it dangles like a ding dong in between your legs, some people have big ones, some people are average and some have tiny ones some have none. ;P

What names do you have for dicks? hmm. i know quite a few- Cock, Penis, Prick, LanJiao, JiaoJiao, KukuJiao, Sperminator, BirdBird.. anymore??

RANDOM things you can do with a dick:
-Show it on webcam
-Pee
-Let someone oral you
-FUCK
-make it soft and hard and soft and hard.. again and again..
-feel an orgasmic BLAST
-make people horny
-flick it here n there after you pee

erm and the list goes on..


eh do u guys experience erection in the morning when you wake up?? i do! all the time! i call it the MORNING GLORY. wahahha. its pretty annoying sometimes especially when someone knocks on the door in the morning to wake me up for class. i'll need to walk to the door hugging a pillow so my cock can't be seen. BLEH. or when im trying to pee when i am hard, i'll have to sit on the toilet seat and force it downwards and start pee-ing REALLY REALLY SLOWLY. oh ya i tried pee-ing when i am hard, standing up. the result is like a WATER FOUNTAIN. HAHA. you can even give yourself a GOLDEN SHOWER ;)